Copper Top's down for an early nap, and Nesterino is up. He surprised me with his first auto-pants-removing-incident, awakening in nothing but a diaper and shirt. Now it's lunchtime - Soylent Green mixed with oatmeal cereal, rice rusk, rejected carrot, enthusiastically accepted canteloupe, and organic Greek yogurt.

Oh, my life is such a grand and exciting adventure. On to wipe his face.